Who's that lady?

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Hi, I’m Jackie Maxwell, a delightfully indescribable all- natural busty blonde who can’t wait to meet you!

 

Equal parts Albert Camus, Ken Kesey, and Pin-up girl, I have a finely tuned sense of the absurd, a penchant for deep philosophical conversations, and a dark, dry sense of humor.

 

When I’m not in the library maintaining my 4.0 GPA, you can find me deep in the wilderness exploring the farthest reaches of our national forests and canyons. Standing alone on a ridge, far from civilization, I feel fully alive. The incredible loudness of nothing is both relaxing and invigorating. I ponder the meaningless nothingness of existence and revel in the not knowing while appreciating the absurdity of it all.

 

Now that you have an idea what’s on the inside, let’s talk about the outside.

 

I am 5ft 7in with a natural hourglass frame. I have bouncy blonde curls, deep blue eyes, and alabaster skin.  My bust is an all-natural 32H. My waist is slender. Rounding out the total package is a booty so delicious you will be forever pondering which is more spectacular, my rack or my back.

 

I am young enough to be a co-ed and old enough to play a MILF.

 

I’d love to lay in bed with you and explore the meaning of life. Or we can just lay around and laugh at it all. Either way, I know you’ll find the connection and the escape you seek.

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Xoxo,

Jackie